Sunday, December 25, 2011

Man Vs. Tree

Normally my husband is the guy who can fix just about anything.  It's a very handy talent, and he ends up feeling manly.  It's a win-win situation...

On a related note, this year we assembled our Christmas tree and just like every year, it seems, the tree was deciding to be temperamental.  The mid section of the tree would flicker out for no apparent reason.  Flash on.  Flash off.  Finally, one night the lights in the middle just quit lighting altogether.  Having no middle lights was frustrating, and it just would never do.  We just kept putting off the fixing though.   Christmas time is busy after all.

But last night was Christmas Eve.  And the last thing that Jack said before committing to bed was, "I bet Santa will fix our Christmas tree lights.  He's magic."

And so... yes.  This situation had NO CHOICE but to be remedied. 

'Santa' went in with his sleeves rolled up.  Santa worked hard, used his magic, and as a result, today was a day decorated by a beautiful, fully lit tree.  Yessss.  Santa was looking especially rugged and manly.


This is the lighting situation tonight.  Um.




Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Musicals

Emma was recently in the church nativity play.  She was the donkey.  You should know that she was not donkey-like at all.  I've never seen a donkey steal baby Jesus's thunder.  The pictures below show it well... getting right up in front of the microphone, making googly eyes at Mom and Dad the entire time.  A wave or three thousand.  It was cute. 



She looks like a gangsta donkey.  I'm just saying...

Anyway, it's because of the donkey performance that I feel compelled to post the next - a preschool performance the next night. It's slightly better in the way of "singing" and "saying lines" and "acting like you have some sort of assigned part in a show."  And it's less, "I'll be here all night. Tip your waiter." 



Jack also had a musical moment about a week back.  It was less public but oh-so-equally wonderful for his mother. 


It was the "first day of Christmas" for additional 51 seconds after that, but I did some editing... 
Merry Christmas!


Saturday, November 26, 2011

20 Questions, Emma (Age 4)

Emma will be four in four days!  Wow!  How did that happen? 



This week I asked Emma 20 questions.  I hope to remember to ask these questions every birthday and see how her answers change.  But here are her words at just four days shy of turning 4 years old. 


1.  What is your favorite color?  Pink, purple, and orange.  And blue.

2.  What is your favorite toy?  Boots, Dora's monkey.

3.  What is your favorite fruit?  I don't know what my favorite fruit is.  Maaaaybe it's bananas.  I like banaaaaaaanas.

4.  What is your favorite show? Astro Boy

5.  What is your favorite thing to have for lunch?  Ham and cheese sandwich

6.  What is your favorite outfit?  My leggings and black boots.



7.  What is your favorite game to play?  Super Mario Galaxy when I be Yoshi or Luigi. 

8.  What is your favorite snack?  One cheese sack.  No, that's not what it's called.  It has squares on it.  (Me:  A cube?)  Yes!  One cheese cube.

9.  What is your favorite animal?  Kitties.  Orrr you could call them kittens.

10.  What is your favorite song? My rock n' roll Christmas song.  (More commonly known as Trans Siberian Orchestra's  Christmas Eve in Sarajevo).

11.  What is your favorite book?  The bad baby who unrolls the toilet paper (More commonly known as No, No, Yes, Yes by Leslie Patricelli.)


Emma's drawings of people in her family.  Reliably the same.  Reliably cute. Every time.


12. Who is your best friend?  Skyler, at school.  He's really little.  I'm bigger than him.  He's always hitting me.  And telling on me.  I do nice things for him and HE TELLS ON ME!

13.  What is your favorite cereal?  Froot Loops

14.  What is your favorite thing to do outside?  Play on the playground

15.  What is your favorite drink?  Orange Julius

16.  What is your favorite holiday?  Thanksgiving and my birthday.  I'm so excited for my birthday.

17.  What do you like to take to bed with you at night?  I want to talk about my birthday.

18.  What is your favorite thing to eat for breakfast?  I just said it.  Froot Loops!

19.  What do you want for dinner on your birthday?  Cake.  Cupcakes.  And cake.

20.  What do you want to be when you grow up?  A space girl that goes in space.  All the way up.  To Mars...  I mean, the moon.



Emma sings this ALL. THE. TIME. 
What is this song?  Anyone?

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

Snippets

Me to Jim: "We should just move to Colorado." 
Emma:  "Mom, we can't carry the house that far."

_______


Jack:  "I can't decide on a Halloween costume, Mom." 
Me:  "You haven't found a good one yet?"
Jack:  "Sadly, no."

_______


Emma to a fussing Jack:  "What's the issue?"

_______


Fourth grader to a new student:  "We have two sets of water fountains.  If I'm in the mood for cold, I go to this one.  If I want flavor, I go to that one over there."

_______


Cookie to me:  "I hate people.  Meow."

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

TMI with Jack

Jack was going to the bathroom with the door wide open while I curled my hair this morning.  He stood there talking over his shoulder.  Cookie pitter pattered in behind him only to jam her head into his calf.  It was the first time I'd seen her all morning, a testament to the fact that she loves Jack more than she'll ever consider tolerating me.  Maybe it's because Jack pets her and stuff.  Anyway Cookie's arrival spurred the Too-Much-Information-think-aloud that followed.

"Hey, Mom.  Cookie doesn't mind the smell of my pee.   
~~~

She doesn't even care about the smell when I poop.  She stays with me.  She doesn't even growl! 
~~~

Wow, Mom.  I really just peed a LOT."


I think it's sort of possible that I didn't need to share this.  TMI with Jack Whitney.

Thursday, August 4, 2011

Family Vacation 2011

As I mentioned in the last post, we've been on a family trip this summer!  Bear with me... this will be a looooong post.  We were gone 12 days...

First we hit up St. Louis.   While Jim finished up his work week there, Jack, Emma, and I went to the famous City Museum. It sounded like SUCH a fun place, and the three of us were super excited.  Jack had a blast.  Emma had major issues.

In case you're unfamiliar with this place, I could sufficiently describe it as "a good place to lose your kid".  I talked to another friend recently, and he described it as a place where he thought to himself, "We could die here," more than once.  It's an equally good description. 

If I go further into detail, I would sum up the City Museum as big factory building of mazes.  Intricate (and sometimes very dark) passageways wind all around the large, multilevel building.  Passageways will sometimes lead you to huge slides that land somewhere else in the building entirely OR spots through which no adult on Earth can pass OR very, very, very high places without much to hold onto.  (Yes, I fell once.  What?) Anyway, it was the heights with unstable and see-through footings that scared Emma. Whoa!  It was a scream fest. 


Pictures like this one make me feel like sort of a bad mother.  She's frozen in fear here.  Although it's hard to get perspective, the ground is far below.  And the way OUT and DOWN to the ground is really tough to identify.  Mazes of bars.  Everywhere.  This sort of scenario was pretty descriptive of all four hours we spent there.  I'm not sure why I stayed so long.  I just kept thinking, "there's got to be some part of this she'll like".  There wasn't.


St. Louis City Museum.  It's not for this kid.


It was a rocky start to the vacation, but it got better. Next, was Racine, Wisconsin where Jim participated in a half Ironman.  This destination was chosen because Wisconsin is supposed to feature 70-80 degree daytime temperatures at this time of year.  During our stay, temps hung out around 95 degrees.  It was a major heat wave just in time for Jim's big event, and the weather was insufferable.  But Jim completed his race, and we were proud.  He's an insane person rockstar.

Here are a few shots from the race:


Morning of... looking focused


Putting on a wetsuit is quite a task


Preparing for swim start


Rounding corner out of swim to bike transition


Big Finish!



Next was our culminating destination... Chicago!!!  I'd never been before, and I was excited!  On our first day there, we learned an important lesson... it is CRITICAL on the pocketbook to use Chicago's public transportation system instead of your own vehicle.  The parking fees are a killer.  So on day number two, we took a crash course on navigating the city by train and bus.  It was a little confusing at first, but after a day of some goof-ups, we got it down.  Here's my family posing in what I like to call "bus mode". 


Days 2-5 in Chicago were spent at museums and Chicago attractions such as:




2.  Rainforest Cafe






Huge, huge, huge ferris wheel


Jack and the ferris wheel view

Emma on the carousel


Taking a speedboat fireworks cruise that evening


View of the nighttime skyline from the speedboat




5.  And of course, Willis Tower (formerly Sears Tower)



 Willis Tower features the "Skydeck" attraction which is basically a set of four retractable glass "boxes" that protrude out from the observation floor of the building.  If you look closely at the picture above, you can see them well.  When you walk out into these glass boxes, you truly get a feel for the enormous drop below your feet.  My father-in-law, I'm sure, is wanting to know if I walked out into the glass boxes.  I'm proud to say that I did!  I did!  And even when I was sure I wouldn't, it was no sweat.

Here are some cool pictures of us being really, really brave.







Miscellaneous blooper photos that didn't make the cut...


Emma at her finest.


Us on a train.  But that's not the point...  what makes me laugh about this picture is Creepy Mr. Green back there on the right.  Something about his reflection makes him look as if he's peering in rather than sitting just a few seats down. We turned the camera around to look at our shot and couldn't stop laughing at the that-just-doesn't-look-right factor.


But then again, it was approaching midnight and there's a chance we could've been a little bit slaphappy.  Just a little bit.


Taking a big city trip is tiring! 




Can you tell?



We had a great time and are glad to be home! 


Wednesday, July 27, 2011

I Got Some "Splaining" To Do

I know.  I know.  It's been too long.  Don't be giving me the hairy eyeball, Ricky.

Just a few days ago, we got home from our vacation to Wisconsin/Illinois.  And that has me still sorta tired.  (Too tired to type?  Shut it.)  Plus, July is winding down, and that means I'm settling into bigtime sulking about school starting up again.  All of this has led to sort of the stagnant blog situation that I got goin' on.  But I'll work on it.

Let's back up to pre-vacation.  Ever heard of "Cow Appreciation Day" at Chick-Fil-A?  Well, my friend Schlager has, and she assigned my family to go in early July.  This assignment was given under the guise of "you'll get free food", but I also understand that she occasionally likes any chance she can get to laugh at my kids.  And I'm pretty happy to objectify them for her.  It's a good relationship. 

Anyway, as per the guidelines of "Cow Appreciation Day", a free meal is handed out to any customer that is dressed (head to toe) like a cow.  It ain't complicated.

I rubbed my hands together and got to work on bovine-children-costume-constructing.  I needed me some nuggets.





Bring on the next assignment, Andrea.  This one was FUN!

Friday, July 8, 2011

A Reenactment

Jack, Emma, and I were sitting at Subway yesterday enjoying our ham sandwiches.  We had just come from the fabulous IPA educational store.  Now normally, I would ban this store during the thick of summer because, as Jack pointed out, the place even "SMELLS like a classroom."  But see... Jack had saved some of his money and was dying to spend it on a certain police officer puppet that he had seen when we went there in May.  (No, I'm not sure what was so special about the police officer puppet either.)  And so, I held my nose, and we went.

Jack shopped and ended up not liking the puppet he had been fantasizing about all summer after all.  Something about its eyes not being even.  (He is his father's son.)  But he did continue to shop, and after much deliberation, he decided he was ready to buy some small plastic replicas of skeletons that one can put together.  Okay, go for it, Jack.

He couldn't wait until home though.  He had to put his little plastic skeleton together while eating at Subway.  And this brings me to where I started.

So, with a mouthful of ham sandwich, Jack asks, "Mom, is this right?"  And he holds up his skeleton, boasting that he didn't even have to read the directions.  We've reenacted it for you below:



And in seeing that it looked right, I nodded that I thought so.  Next came this.  And this is why the reenactment was very necessary:

"Well, HIGH FIVE then!" 
And that's where I lost it.



Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Happy Fourth 2011!

We had a nice, relaxing fourth of July in our driveway... just the four of us.  I hope yours was great!







Monday, July 4, 2011

Amazing Lemonade


"Amazing" lemonade from an amazing kid.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

Problem Solved

Sometimes it's hard to decide whether you're going to eat your blue sucker or drink your delicious Sprite first.  


Unless you're Emma.