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El Toro - "The Bull"Profile description: And aggressive thumbly man. Fond of his own snarl. Well groomed sideburns.
Likes: Sushi, strolls in the park, cooking
Mariposa
Profile description: Busty little thumb wrestler, lacking in personality
Likes: Long red fingernails contradicted by manly arms and thighs
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Thank goodness my second child is a girl. Barbies are so much easier.
Gasping for air, trying to recover from hysterical laughing.
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But I don't have a foot.
Two classic lines.
Now WHERE do you get these contraptions?
Sorry to tell you, Whit. It's not much easier pretending with girls. Just wait until Emma shoves a My Little Pony in your hands and says, "mom, pretend you are going to a party and you say, 'I don't want to go to a party,' and I say, 'come on, it'll be fun.'" Then she looks at you expectantly. Thing is, you want to pretend to go to a parade but if you misquote what she just said or suggest something else, it's an all-out fit. Sigh. No, this wierd thumb war play out seems much less complicated!
ReplyDeleteI found myself laughing outloud of this one. Hillarious! Yes please do tell where you get these fun things!
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