Dramatization in the Sour Patch

We had a hunch, yes, that the first day of the annual Hoodenpyle garage sale would produce its fair share of funny stories. And as with all other years before, this one is not disappointing us so far. My Sour Patch candy would like to perform a reenactment of one memorable garage encounter.

Greeny will play the role of Me. Red will play the role of a pretty ballsy garage sale customer.



Red: "How much are those pots and pans out there?"

Greeny: "It's marked ten dollars for the whole big box of them."

Red: "Ten for the entire box, eh? Would you do five?"

Greeny: "Ummm... (thinking to herself, really? Come on now. Check out these fruity shenanigans going on here.) How about eight?"

Red: "Let's do six?"

Greeny: "(laughing but getting annoyed now, for sure) "Can you do seven?"

Red: "Six fifty."

Greeny: "Fine. Sure. Take 'em."

And then Greeny punched Red in the throat.