There was a pause.
A sing songy Jack tries again.
A merry ol' soul was he!
He called for his pipe
and he called for his bowl
and he called for his brothers three
Ah, Jack! That makes more sense. Do you think it's brothers? He doesn't think so. He goes back to peglers. Jack, I don't think it's peglers. That's not a word. Could it be "peddlers?" That sounds a little like peglers.
Yes! Peddlers! That's it. That sounds more familiar, mom.
I am now proud of myself.
A sing songy Jack reviews the new ending.
and he calls for his "mmm-mmm" three!
Wait a minute, Jack. I thought you decided it was peddlers.
No, that's not it, mom. I'm saying mmm-mmm for the "mystery word" that I DON'T know. (There was some attitude there. You're not imagining it.)
Mother Goose gets dropped from the conversation for awhile. But because Jack is his mother's child, he is struck hard by a sudden and very unexpected brainstorm in the tub - three hours later.
Mom! I know it! He called for his pipe and he called for bowl, and he called for his BEGLERS three.
Jack, I just don't think that's it. I'm sorry, baby. Beglers isn't a word either.
Obviously bummed now, Ughh. Well, when I'm watching it in my mind there's these three pigs and they're playing violins. I just don't know the word. Shoulder slump.
Oh? They were playing violins? I bet the word is fiddlers. Jack! Fiddlers!
FIDDLERS! YES! IT'S FIDDLERS, MOM! (huge eyes, breathing hard, grinning ear to ear) I LOVE you, Mom.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
ReplyDeleteWith the kids jingle-belling,
and everyone telling you Be of Good Cheer.
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
With those holiday greetings and gay apple beatings.
When friends come to call.
It's the hap-happiest season of all.
***I still laugh
Cracking up..........Whit, were those YOUR lyrics??????? Apple beatings???????? Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteYou gotta watch for those rogue apple beatings........dangerous!
Oh my goodness! I DO remember this, Mom! Laughing, laughing, laughing.
ReplyDeleteLaughing so hard, actually, that I can't even get my breath long enough to explain to Jim WHY I'm laughing.
Gay apple beatings... Such an innocently violent botching of lyrics. Love it.
More of our Christmas car lyrics:
ReplyDelete....and every mother's child is gonna spy
to see if reindeer really know how to cry
You are just making stuff up now. HAAAA!
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