Thursday, January 15, 2009
The DinnerMaker 3000 Mock-Up
Jack was glad to illustrate his vision for the DinnerMaker 3000 last night. He explained all of its features with certainty and excellent salesmanship. (I asked, "Where's the 'Cooking Vision', Jack?" He looked at me as if I was stupid and said, "Cooking Vision is invisible, Mom. It's inside it.")
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I think the DinnerMaker 3000 has worms. I looked into its eyes.
ReplyDeleteI can't believe you left out the added bonus feature that will be included free with all DinnerMaker 3000s! -- the Bakin Powder for making bacon!!
ReplyDeleteOH MAN... THAT WAS THE BEST PART!!! HAHAHAHA!
ReplyDeleteOverlooking the eyes and Bakin' Powder features, isn't this basically an outside gas grill?
ReplyDeleteI think this is an indicator that Jack may be headed into politics when he grows up. Everybody else sees aluminum, is resigned to what they see, and trod on. Jack, on the other hand, has vision, an ideal, and a gift for conveying his enthusiasm.
My grandson - President Jack Bradford Hoodenpyle.
Cookie will be the white house pet and bite all the nice dignitaries. Great. Juuuuuuuuust great.
"Oh, we are SO sorry for that cat bite, Mr. Chairman. Here, have some nice bacon."